 Quotes
about Water
Funny one-liners and water sayings about H2O
Witty quotations by water lovers, old wise proverbs and humourous catchprases
Read the best one-liners and sayings about the most important element
of our body and on this planet, water. Also known as H2O under its scientific
name, people all around the world need it. For thirst, agriculture or
to play with in the pool during hot summers.
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- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
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- I like my water like I like my jokes - dry. Wait, no, that's
not right...
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- Water is the essence of life. Except for coffee. Coffee is also
the essence of life.
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- I'm not addicted to water, I can quit anytime I want... but
why would I? It's delicious and free
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- Life is like a glass of water. Enjoy it while it's still full
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- I'm not afraid of ghosts, but I am afraid of running out of
water in the shower
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- I love water, especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded
by vodka
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- Beer doesn't solve any problems, but so doesn't water
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- The best drink is water, but you shouldn't always want the best
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- A water lily is a life threatening plant, if you stay under
it longer then 5 minutes, you are dead
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- Kissing is like drinking salt water, you keep on drinking, but
your thirst remains
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- Throw a bucket of dirty water together with a bucket of clean
water and you will have two buckets of dirty water
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- Terrorrists plant fear, politicians water it
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- In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in brandy
there is power and in water there are bacterias
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