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Funny shopping quotes

  • I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy
  • Just let me shop, no one gets hurt
  • I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter
  • Keep calm and go shopping
  • Shortest horror story ever: 'Sold out'
  • When the going gets tought, the tough go shopping
  • Sweating while you shop counts as exercise
  • A woman has two problems: 1) nothing to wear and 2) no room for all the clothes
  • Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping
  • Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life
  • I feel like a failure, I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear
  • Dear Lord, please don't let my boyfriend be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen.
  • Shopping beats therapy anytime; It costs the same and you get new clothes out of it
  • Marriage is a workshop where the man works and the wife shops
  • Save the earth, it's the only planet where you can buy chocolate
  • Work hard so you can shop harder
 
 

Funny Shopping Quotes and Texts

 

Online shopping

  • I love shopping for things online, because when they arrive it's like a present to me...from me
  • I love online shopping because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine
  • Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days
  • 2 things can change a women's mood online: 1) I love you 2) -50% discount
 
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