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Funny one-liners and sayings about drinking and drunk people

Witty quotations by alcoholics, old wise proverbs and humorous catchprases on drinking alcoholic beverages

Read the best quotes about drinking alcohol or quitting drinking alcohol. They say little children and drunk people always tell the truth. Find out in the hilarious texts and sayings about all kinds of alcohol

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  • Take every birthday with a grain of salt, it is preferred the salt accompanies a large margarita
  • I love water, especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka
  • Best friends don’t care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine
  • Education is important, but wine is importanter


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