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Funny online shopping quotes

Witty quotations by shopppers, old wise proverbs and humourous catchprases on shops

Shopping is an ancient tradition and so are these sayings about it. Funny, humorous and sometimes hilarious shopping quotes done by shopaholics and shop lovers.

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Funny shopping quotes

  • I need to stop, I whispered to myself as I clicked add to cart
  • A woman has two problems: 1) nothing to wear and 2) no room for all the clothes
  • Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping
  • Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life
  • I feel like a failure, I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear
  • Dear Lord, please don't let my boyfriend be home when all my online orders arrive. Amen
  • Shopping beats therapy anytime; It costs the same and you get new clothes out of it
  • Work hard so you can shop harder
  • Save the earth, it's the only planet where you can buy chocolate
  • Marriage is a workshop where the man works and the wife shops
  • I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy
  • Just let me shop, no one gets hurt
  • I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter
  • Keep calm and go shopping
  • Shortest horror story ever: 'Sold out'
  • When the going gets tought, the tough go shopping
  • Sweating while you shop counts as exercise


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