Funny shopping quotes
- I need to stop, I whispered to myself as I clicked add to cart
- I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy
- Just let me shop, no one gets hurt
- I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter
- Keep calm and go shopping
- Shortest horror story ever: 'Sold out'
- When the going gets tought, the tough go shopping
- Sweating while you shop counts as exercise
- A woman has two problems: 1) nothing to wear and 2) no room
for all the clothes
- Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know
where to go shopping
- Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your
life
- I feel like a failure, I've been shopping for 20 years and I
still don't have anything to wear
- Dear Lord, please don't let my boyfriend be home when all my
online orders arrive. Amen.
- Shopping beats therapy anytime; It costs the same and you get
new clothes out of it
- Marriage is a workshop where the man works and the wife shops
- Save the earth, it's the only planet where you can buy chocolate
- Work hard so you can shop harder
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