Quotes about Birthdays

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• Take every birthday with a grain of salt, it is preferred the salt accompanies a large margarita
• I crown you queen for the day, happy birthday!
• You don’t grow older, your value increases
• Age isn’t that important, unless you’re cheese or wine
• Another 365 days since you fell out of a vagina, hooray!
• Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest
• A year older and still a sexy chick
• It’s never too late to be what you want to be, unless you want to be younger
• The only thing I’m growing this spring is older and more irritable

Special ages

• 40 is four perfect 10’s
• 40 is the new 20 (twice)
• Cheers to 50 years
• 50 is five perfect 10’s

Birthday cake

• Birthday cake calories don’t count
• A birthday without a cake is just a meeting
• Happy birthday, I hope your year is a piece of cake

• Old age
  You are getting kind of old, it’s okay, I still like you anyway
  Age is just a number, but in your case a really high one
  One step closer to touching your balls to the water when you’re on the toilet

Old age

• You are getting kind of old, it’s okay, I still like you anyway
• Age is just a number, but in your case a really high one
• One step closer to touching your balls to the water when you’re on the toilet