- Take every birthday with a grain of salt, it is preferred the
salt accompanies a
- I crown you queen for the day, happy birthday!
- You don’t grow older, your value increases
- Age isn’t that important, unless you’re cheese or
- Another 365 days since you fell out of a vagina, hooray!
- Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that
people who have more birthdays live the longest
- A year older and still a sexy chick
- It’s never too late to be what you want to be, unless
you want to be younger
- The only thing I’m growing this spring is older and more
- 40 is four perfect 10’s
- 40 is the new 20 (twice)
- Cheers to 50 years
- 50 is five perfect 10’s