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Funny sayings and one-liners about personal health, doctors, nurses & hospital care

Witty quotations by health professionals, old wise wise proverbs and humorous catchprases on the physical state of your body

Read the best quotes about personal health, the health care system and everything that has got to do with your personal wellbeing. Quotes from doctors and nurses, about hospitals or personal e-health apps where you can monitor every aspect of your body.

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  • I wish my health insurance covered the sick feeling I get every time I pay a doctor bill
  • I’m sorry, but stress caused by trying to figure out your health insurance is not covered by it
  • Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest


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