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Funny one-liners and sayings about the casino games, the players and winning or losing money

Read the best casino related quotes. Funny and hilarious quotes about big time winning or losing from players, or inspiring texts about how to play the games for optimal results.

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  • Want to turn 40 pound into 400? Put that 40 in your gas tank and take your ass to work
  • Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night
  • It’s not gambling if you know you’re going to win
  • I don’t even fold laundry
  • No need to change the sheets, I’ve been in the casino for 3 days
  • Champagne, the wine of kings, the king of wines


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