Quotes about Gambling

• I'm not saying I have a gambling problem, but I once bet my wife I could cook dinner and clean the dishes... and I lost

• My friends call me a gambling addict, but I prefer the term 'professional risk assessor' with a slightly skewed risk tolerance

• I'm convinced I'm on a hot streak. Just gotta keep betting until I win enough to cover all my previous losses, then I'll quit. Probably.

• They say the house always wins. Well, not if I keep switching houses!

• I'm not a bad gambler, I just have a very unique understanding of probability.

• My wife asked me what I got for betting on the game. I said, 'Experience

• I don't bet on sports, I invest in entertainment

• I'm not losing money, I'm simply donating it to the sports industry.

• My friends think I'm crazy for betting on this team, but hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day, right?

• I'm not addicted to sports betting, I just really enjoy the suspense of watching a game with a significant financial stake involved

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• It’s not gambling if you know you’re going to win

• A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of false hope

• We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand

• Life is a gamble and I’m all about my poker chips

• I would like to win the lottery to see how many relatives I've got

• You only have a gambling problem when you lose

• I've spent half my money on booze, women and gambling, I've spilled the other half

• I bet you a 100 pounds that I don't have a gambling problem

• To score, you have to shoot

• Wanna bet gambling is bad for you?

• Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can’t win; if you live, you don’t get the money; if you die, you don’t get to enjoy the money