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Funny one-liners and gambling sayings about taking risk

Witty quotations by gamblers, old wise proverbs and humorous catchprases on card and casino games

Read the best gambling quotes and texts about taking risk. You can take a chance in your love life, at work, at the races or during a rugby match. Different kinds of gambling have different aspects that come to mind and they are all expressed in sometimes funny and sometimes rational quotes about gambling. For all the players, the dealers, the gamblers, the risk takers and play it safe kind of people.

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  • I'm not saying I have a gambling problem, but I once bet my wife I could cook dinner and clean the dishes... and I lost
  • My friends call me a gambling addict, but I prefer the term 'professional risk assessor' with a slightly skewed risk tolerance
  • I'm convinced I'm on a hot streak. Just gotta keep betting until I win enough to cover all my previous losses, then I'll quit. Probably.
  • They say the house always wins. Well, not if I keep switching houses!
  • I'm not a bad gambler, I just have a very unique understanding of probability.
  • My wife asked me what I got for betting on the game. I said, 'Experience
  • I don't bet on sports, I invest in entertainment
  • I'm not losing money, I'm simply donating it to the sports industry.
  • My friends think I'm crazy for betting on this team, but hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day, right?
  • I'm not addicted to sports betting, I just really enjoy the suspense of watching a game with a significant financial stake involved

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  • It’s not gambling if you know you’re going to win
  • A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of false hope
  • We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand
  • Life is a gamble and I’m all about my poker chips
  • I would like to win the lottery to see how many relatives I've got
  • You only have a gambling problem when you lose
  • I've spent half my money on booze, women and gambling, I've spilled the other half
  • I bet you a 100 pounds that I don't have a gambling problem
  • To score, you have to shoot
  • Wanna bet gambling is bad for you?
  • Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can’t win; if you live, you don’t get the money; if you die, you don’t get to enjoy the money


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